“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” ― Jay
Leno
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ― George Carlin
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry
“I stopped believing
in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
